-- AMONTILLADO. ⁽ᵃᵖ⁾

callmeik:

Edgelord & WWE SmackDad

antiiauthority > cellarwhine

@amontlllado cont. from X.

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    ❝And have you heard the phrase FUCK OFF AND DIE? Obviously you LIKE the fries considering you keep taking MINE. I don’t owe you shit, dude. Buy your own shitty fries,❞ he smacks at Lucien’s lingering hand, a snarl crossing over his features as Lucien ate HIS fries with that stupid… Smug look on his face. ❝Give me one GOOD reason I should consider sharing with YOU.

obvious-art-sideblog:
“Ernest and Lucien are a good team.
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obvious-art-sideblog:

Ernest and Lucien are a good team.

allankrunt:
“ can we keep her, dad?
reliving dream daddy one wholesome scene at a time
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allankrunt:

can we keep her, dad?

reliving dream daddy one wholesome scene at a time

Anonymous wondered:
C3, a doggo. Any doggo. They will be a happy doggo.

fara-arts:

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Ernest has the best pep talks with his girl.

envyiism:
“  @antiiauthority ; Go away.  ind. ernest vega of dream daddy / rules / about
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envyiism:

                               @antiiauthority ; Go away.

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ind. ernest vega of dream daddy / rules / about

amontlllado:

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      [ message ; ernie the muppet ] : dad is asleep . wanna hang out tonight ?
      [ message ; ernie the muppet ] : meet at the park or at your place ?

      tossing his phone onto his pillow , he raised his hands and rubbed his
   thumbs under his eyes to wipe the tears from smearing his makeup too much .

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     [ message ; assfuck mcgee ] : the park i guess
    [ message ; assfuck mcgee ] : also u woke me up so fuck u
    [ message ; assfuck mcgee ] : bring ur mask coz im bringing duchess

    TIREDLY, Ernest would rub at his eyes, sitting up in his bed. GREAT. Now he had to go when it was CONVENIENT for Lucien. What the fuck ever. He slips on the nearest pair of jeans ( crumpled, on the floor ) and slips on his shoes.

   [ message ; assfuck mcgee ] : u better not bail on me like last time. remmember? some neighbor found me and called the cops bc i was alone past curfew
   [ message ; assfuck mcgee ] : fuck u for that btw

antiiauthority:

GO AWAY. like for an ernest in ur inbox
antiiauthority:
“ (damn i hate being sober.)
“ind. ernest vega of dream daddy
rules | about
” ”

antiiauthority:

                          (damn i hate being sober.)

ind. ernest vega of dream daddy
rules | about