YO, so since big fancy banners don’t get around as much as these little things, can you pleaseLIKE AND REBLOGif you wouldn’t mind rping with an Ernest Hemingway Vega of Dream Daddy?? Crossover and OC friendly, though Ernest will probably insult your muse regardless of who they are. <3
I'M ON THE WRONG BLOG, BUT FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN ON MY DASH SO FAR IM LIVING FIN!!! I really love the rawness of your portrayal, it feels very real and guttural to me and i love it. Please rp with me when i finally drag my gay ass back onto jo <3
VALIDATION FROM MY FAVORITE MAN HIMSELF <3333 THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGELUS I’M THRIVING!!!! I love my nasty teen boy so much and I’m so happy you’re loving him GOD I’ll rp with your Jo any day lemme suck ur dick
where to begin with your portrayal. well firstly, you're amazing like bless even though we have only just recently met i love everything about the way you write ernest. that he is so close to being canon while also doing the emotion thing without giving too much away, plus he already gets under lucien's skin and honestly? what could be better keep it up i adore your portrayal.
WHAT THE HECK, THANK YOU I’m blushing?? I’m honestly so happy, he’s such a fun character to write and I have a lot of personal experience with people who remind me of Ernest who give me a realistic outlook on what he’s like and?? Idk he’s just really fun to write? GOD THANK YOU, best boy. He will annoy Lucien forever and there is nothing you can do to stop him.
You have a really fabulous grasp of Ernest's anger and his general lack of give a fuck that seem like they ought to negate one another but actually really don't. His dialogue is fabulous and his actions generally seem like the sort of thing you'd expect to hear Joseph lamenting about to New People; overall an A+ portrayal imho and I'll fight anyone who says differently but I think that was made kinda clear when I almost fought Maddy cause I didn't realize it was her lmfao.
HOOOLLLMEEESSSS IM GONNA DIE?? Oh my gosh, thank you hubdvj truth be told, i made ernest’s blog super impulsively when I was on break at work one day, but I kind of had an idea for a URL and knew how I COULD rp as him, so I was like… Let’s just give it a shot?? I’m like. So fucking happy you love how I write him, tbh. I’ve certainly grown attached to this turd. ALSO I’M STILL LAUGHING AT THE MADDY THING, ALL OF YOU ARE DORKS.
no mercy, REMORSE —— none for ernest, not TODAY, not EVER again. lucien drove his knee deeper into his back, his repetitive wriggling making it HARDER to.. well NOT tumble into the floor, which was the last thing he needed. “ fuck you, FUCK YOU —— ! „ taunted lucien. “ i’ll beat the SHIT outta you, i HATE you ernest! I HATE YOU, you fucking IDIOT! you look like an eighties PORN STAR! „
❝At least I don’t buy my clothes from Dead, Goth, and Beyond like some kinda fake bitch!❞ that’s right. Stick it to the man. He buys his clothes from Macy’s. ❝You should of been caught by the cops! You should be in fucking jail right now! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! Get OFF, GET OFF RIGHT NOW, I’LL GET HUGO!❞ the pressure applied to his back was beginning to hurt, but he wasn’t gonna chicken and tap out like some PUSSY, nor would he even mention it further than the fact that he just want Lucien OFF. Managing to turn his head further ( his hair being yanked even HARDER ), he opens his mouth and BITES DOWN on Lucien’s forearm RELENTLESSLY.
and like clockwork lucien would seize a fistful of ernest’s hair between nimble fingers, shoving him into said cushion —— his knee pressed into the small of his back. it wasn’t like lucien to miss a beat, not like ernest deserved his mercy, or even wanted it —— “ like you jack off into that sock underneath your pillow, you smelly FUCKWAD? „ too stupid for his own good, he couldn’t hold his tongue long enough for lucien to get a word in let alone THINK —— “ you’d like that, wouldn’t you? if i just FUCKING disappeared, well look at yourself ernest it’s not like anybody else gives a flying fuck about keeping you around. you wanna be alone, then be ALONE and don’t fuck with me ever again! „
Ernest would let out an abrupt cry, doing his BEST to thrash around wildly, as if that would actually knock Lucien off him. Fuck him, FUCK HIM, it almost felt like he had to ask for LUCIEN’S APPROVAL for ANYTHING. ❝GET OFF OF ME, ASSHOLE! Fuck you, FUCK YOU!❞ he didn’t have time to think about what Lucien had said to him, other than the fact that it made his stomach PLUMMET. ❝What the hell’s your problem– GET OFF!❞ did his voice just crack? Fuck, that better have just been hormones. ❝I’ll fuckin’ kill you!❞
